Quote:- Johnny got drunk last night, and he hit me.
-- Johnny doesn't drink!
Quote:- I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
-- Look, don't worry about it.
Quote:Let's go eat, hah?
Quote:Anyway, how is your sex life?
We could fill a whole thread just with these, couldn't we? Thank you, Tommy Wiseau!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
