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~Funny Movie Quotes~
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
The majority of Full Metal Jacket is a goldmine for hilarious insults and fucked up quotes.

Full Metal Jacket - Boot camp scene. (Most of Sgt. Hartman's lines were improvised)


More boot camp - Pvt. Joker the atheist?


Full Metal Jacket - Helicopter Scene

"How can you shoot women and children?" "Easy, you just don't lead em so much. Ain't war hell!"


Jokers Monologue at the end

"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary-jane rotten crotch."


American Werewolf in London:

"A naked American man stole my balloons."


Lord of War - AK-47


Can't find a good clip for these ones:

"I don't want to be remembered at all. If I'm being remembered, it means I'm dead."

"They say, Evil prevails when good men fail to act. What they ought to say is, Evil prevails."

"You fuck! You fucking fuck! You fuck- you fucking fuck! What the fuck is the matter with you?"
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~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 13, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cato - February 13, 2013 at 2:28 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by pocaracas - February 13, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Darkstar - February 13, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by paulpablo - February 13, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 13, 2013 at 9:43 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Esquilax - February 14, 2013 at 5:54 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Esquilax - February 15, 2013 at 12:18 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by ManMachine - February 15, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 16, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Baalzebutt - February 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 14, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 15, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by KichigaiNeko - February 15, 2013 at 3:04 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Nine - February 15, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by frankiej - February 15, 2013 at 10:50 am

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