Reminds me of a bit of Twitter advice that sometimes does the rounds: "If you play Coldplay backwards you'll hear a hidden message from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Coldplay."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
