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Yard Work
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Have a friend call the F.B.I. from a pay phone and tell them that there is a body buried in your back yard. When they arrive tell them you just bought the house and the back yard is a mess but they are free to dig wherever they like. Offer to sign a consent form so they don't have to get a warrant. They'll like that.
When they are done, go rake it out. Nice to see you again, dear. |
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RE: Yard Work - by Something completely different - March 9, 2013 at 8:43 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Autumnlicious - March 9, 2013 at 9:00 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Minimalist - March 9, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Erinome - March 10, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: Yard Work - by CleanShavenJesus - March 10, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Minimalist - March 11, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: Yard Work - by CleanShavenJesus - March 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Jackalope - March 9, 2013 at 9:23 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Whateverist - March 9, 2013 at 9:37 pm
RE: Yard Work - by popeyespappy - March 10, 2013 at 12:37 am
RE: Yard Work - by Erinome - March 10, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Jackalope - March 10, 2013 at 8:50 pm
RE: Yard Work - by Whateverist - March 11, 2013 at 12:39 am
RE: Yard Work - by Jackalope - March 11, 2013 at 1:15 am
RE: Yard Work - by popeyespappy - March 11, 2013 at 4:19 pm
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