Quote:OK, seriously, could you, like, shut the fuck up?! There is no specific way to tell if a person's gay or not unless you've seen them kiss a man.
I think you're confusing fuckwitted homophobia with stereotyping. IE The implication is there is something wrong with being gay,which is a bigoted and hateful attitude.
The correct response is "---and that's your business exactly HOW?" But I can see that response may causes problems at a highschool where many think conformity is important.
It might be worth observing that such sensitivity indicates the speaker is probably gay.(it may or may not be true,but it will probably get a laugh and shut the idiot up for 3 minutes.Of course the idiot might hit you)
Or
"Seriously, homophobia is SO immature! " ( which it is )
Or
Just kick the speaker in the nuts.