I think the idea behind being a "liberal" is that we are promiscuous in our thinking. That means our thinking can range far and wide. We lack loyalty to core beliefs. We just get on the track of the truth and follow it like a bloodhound.
It is conservatives who have erected fences around their cherished beliefs who restrain thinking to tried and true pathways on the private property of their core beliefs. So as I have clearly .. ahem .. proven, it is the conservative who is small, small, small.
So it isn't really about the size (unless of course we are talking about that certain part of a man's body) but rather about faithfulness. The faithless liberal follows the truth where it leads him, heedless of past loyalites. Not so the conservative who will remain faithful always to the truth as he would have it no matter the evidence. Liberals are sluts for the truth. We prostitute ourselves for evidence. You on the other hand won't give evidence a second look for fear of antagonizing a jealous god. You tout this as a virtue but to us it just looks like you are god-whipped.
It is conservatives who have erected fences around their cherished beliefs who restrain thinking to tried and true pathways on the private property of their core beliefs. So as I have clearly .. ahem .. proven, it is the conservative who is small, small, small.
So it isn't really about the size (unless of course we are talking about that certain part of a man's body) but rather about faithfulness. The faithless liberal follows the truth where it leads him, heedless of past loyalites. Not so the conservative who will remain faithful always to the truth as he would have it no matter the evidence. Liberals are sluts for the truth. We prostitute ourselves for evidence. You on the other hand won't give evidence a second look for fear of antagonizing a jealous god. You tout this as a virtue but to us it just looks like you are god-whipped.
