This doesn't make me happy, but it makes me laugh.
My first day at my new job and I try really hard to give the best first impression every time I introduce myself to a colleague or boss-dude. My hand shake is perfect. I answer to their questions at best. Seems like I know what I'll be doing. I even dare to make a joke or two and make it out alive. I’m nervous. I just finish introducing myself to some colleagues at the parking lot and then I walk myself to the car as I make a call on my cell phone to save one of their numbers. I sit in the driver's seat, make the call, save the number, hang up, put the phone in my purse and place it on the passenger seat which happens to have changed from gray to brown over lunch. It's not my car. I turn red and decide to get off the car and walk back in the office pretending to have forgotten something and wait for them to leave. Maybe they won't notice. I get off and the guy's like, "Hey, what are you doing in my car?" I burst out laughing and say, "That's my way of getting acquainted with the staff! Don't you know it?" lol! I had to laugh at myself on blast.
My first day at my new job and I try really hard to give the best first impression every time I introduce myself to a colleague or boss-dude. My hand shake is perfect. I answer to their questions at best. Seems like I know what I'll be doing. I even dare to make a joke or two and make it out alive. I’m nervous. I just finish introducing myself to some colleagues at the parking lot and then I walk myself to the car as I make a call on my cell phone to save one of their numbers. I sit in the driver's seat, make the call, save the number, hang up, put the phone in my purse and place it on the passenger seat which happens to have changed from gray to brown over lunch. It's not my car. I turn red and decide to get off the car and walk back in the office pretending to have forgotten something and wait for them to leave. Maybe they won't notice. I get off and the guy's like, "Hey, what are you doing in my car?" I burst out laughing and say, "That's my way of getting acquainted with the staff! Don't you know it?" lol! I had to laugh at myself on blast.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
