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What if god was one of us?
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RE: What if god was one of us?
(March 30, 2013 at 10:21 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: Oh, dear lordy lord. You guys don't know, do you? God is a woman. She is not a slob except for sex. Trust me, god's a woman.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery" - yep, definitely female.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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What if god was one of us? - by paulpablo - March 30, 2013 at 7:48 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Silver - March 30, 2013 at 7:57 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Tonus - March 30, 2013 at 8:12 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Minimalist - March 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Fruity - March 30, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Silver - March 30, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Joel - March 30, 2013 at 10:30 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Joel - March 30, 2013 at 10:33 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Ryantology - March 30, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: What if god was one of us? - by Fruity - March 31, 2013 at 2:54 am
RE: What if god was one of us? - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2013 at 11:57 am

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