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The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:28 am
The One True God is the reason we are here. None of us would be here if it weren't for the Divine Tiberius. Therefore Tiberius is the One True God.

QED.
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:30 am
Prove it!
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:32 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 10:32 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
So is this also the One True Jesus Thread?
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:36 am
(March 14, 2018 at 10:28 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The One True God is the reason we are here.  None of us would be here if it weren't for the Divine Tiberius.  Therefore Tiberius is the One True God.

QED.

I understand God has a wife, and no one (least of all God) puts her in a corner. 

Pantheon, anyone?
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:37 am
How many reincarnations can we expect?
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 11:37 am
(March 14, 2018 at 10:28 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The One True God is the reason we are here.  None of us would be here if it weren't for the Divine Tiberius.  Therefore Tiberius is the One True God.

QED.

May you be struck down with furious anger and flocks of Egyptian plovers! Offler the Crocodile Headed is the one true god!
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:18 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 10:28 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The One True God is the reason we are here.  None of us would be here if it weren't for the Divine Tiberius.  Therefore Tiberius is the One True God.

QED.

I disagree. There is no Tiberius. The here that we are stretches back to infinitely and our presence upon it now is but another recurrence of a timeless cycle of the struggle between light and dark, order and entropy, wisdom and theism.
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:20 pm
Well without me I wouldn't be here. So I am God.
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:23 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 12:20 pm)Aegon Wrote: Well without me I wouldn't be here. So I am God.

Yeah? There is no you.
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RE: The One True God thread
March 14, 2018 at 2:17 pm
(March 14, 2018 at 10:30 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Prove it!

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pretty damn convincing !!!


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