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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?

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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
April 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm
OK, so we know that humans coexisted with dinosaurs, and even rode them. How do we know that? Duh, obviously, everyone knows that!

The real question is - WHICH dinosaurs did humans ride? Unfortunately, this is not a question that science has an answer for - so we must look elsewhere. Maybe Jesus can help us!

Jesus was a carpenter. Carpenters make ladders. Ladders are used to climb tall things.

What can we conclude from this? Obviously, if Jesus rode a dinosaur, it was a TALL one. Amirite?
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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?

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Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Jackalope - April 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2013 at 4:12 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by justin - April 1, 2013 at 6:28 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Tonus - April 1, 2013 at 6:35 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Kayenneh - April 1, 2013 at 7:17 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by thesummerqueen - April 1, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Brayton.l - April 17, 2013 at 9:37 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Anomalocaris - April 17, 2013 at 11:22 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Jackalope - April 17, 2013 at 11:27 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Minimalist - April 18, 2013 at 12:08 am
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Jackalope - April 18, 2013 at 1:40 am
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Angrboda - April 18, 2013 at 1:32 am
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Minimalist - April 18, 2013 at 2:11 am
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by thesummerqueen - April 18, 2013 at 3:12 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Brayton.l - April 18, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Nine - April 18, 2013 at 3:14 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by JesusHChrist - April 18, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by thesummerqueen - April 18, 2013 at 3:21 pm
RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs? - by Brayton.l - April 18, 2013 at 5:29 pm

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