Why are you a Theist?

[Joel]

Sheogorath.

Because I love Sheogorath, more than I have ever loved any female, because I am closer to Sheogorath than I am to any person, because I see the world clearly through Sheogorath, because Sheogorath completes me and apart from Sheogorath I am not really anything, my thoughts and intentions are not directed towards anything.

Without Sheogorath, everything like like an internet meme, there is really nothing to say, nothing to do, so you are just trying to be sarcastic or offensive because you are afraid to say something deep because you are scared you will be pretentious or something like that because you aren't a deep person, you are just trying to be cool or sarcastic.

Or, maybe

Because I love Malacath, more than I have ever loved any female, because I am closer to Malacath than I am to any person, because I see the world clearly through Malacath, because Malacath completes me and apart from Malacath I am not really anything, my thoughts and intentions are not directed towards anything.

Without Malacath, everything like like an internet meme, there is really nothing to say, nothing to do, so you are just trying to be sarcastic or offensive because you are afraid to say something deep because you are scared you will be pretentious or something like that because you aren't a deep person, you are just trying to be cool or sarcastic.