Banned from Rapture Ready Forum?

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[06] Do not promote false teachings , false prophets, heretical movements, paganism, ritualism, Two House, Ten Lost Tribes, Third Wave Latter Rain, Words of Faith (WOF), Words of Knowledge (WOK), extra biblical teachings from tele-preachers, John Wimber's Vineyard teachings, Dominion theology, Soul Sleep, Signs & Wonders, Gospel to the Stars, astrology - Mazzaroth teachings, Toronto Blessings, Mike Bickle's I.H.O.Prayer, 7th Day (Sabbath) keeping, liturgy of works and practices for obtaining and maintaining salvation, Eucharist, Lordship Salvation, Calvinism, predestination, catechisms (RCC and their offshoots), Hebrew Roots (and their offshoots) Ecumenism, baptismal regeneration, prayers for the dead, false scriptures such as the Pseudepigrapha , Apocrypha, Book of Mormon, Bible codes, Ufology, Inccubi, Succubi, Angelic procreation and cloning, demon seeds (Nephilim), or any other extra biblical preoccupations with demonic and extrasensory beliefs.

Hahaha. The funniest thing about all of this is that the Rapture is totally extra biblical. The word Rapture isn't even in the bible once. You'd think people who claim to spend their whole life studying the bible wouldn't miss that little doozy.