For some reason I was banned from Christian forums like right away after only making one post about being blocked from Facebook. And then I registered another account and posted about not being invited to a wedding and the same thing happened.
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Banned from Christian forums
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And have a nice day fuck face.  RE: Banned from Christian forums
September 30, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 6:12 pm by DramaQueen.)
OMG..I did a pregnancy moan there and I was under my bed while wearing. ..
.. .. Wait for it .... .. A FUCKING SHIRT OMFG  (September 30, 2014 at 6:08 pm)jashbagashley2 Wrote: For some reason I was banned from Christian forums like right away after only making one post about being blocked from Facebook. And then I registered another account and posted about not being invited to a wedding and the same thing happened. What an amazing coincidence. 
Jashbagashley heh heh That's your best name yet.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
You seem to have more sockpuppet handles than Yahweh
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Now you're banned again from an atheist forum.
Get banned from a Muslim, Hindu, etc website and try for the whole set. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Banned from Christian forums
September 30, 2014 at 6:41 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 6:42 pm by DramaQueen.)
Maybe get a gang ban
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Maybe next sock should be JesusHChristBangsAshley2*...
just sayin' *only if she's over 18, a girl, hot, and disease free or at least on antibiotics. Jesus has reasonable demands. |
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