I too have a sneaking suspicion that this might not be a true god, but just on the offchance:
Mr Allah, how do you plan on spending your time once the religion spawned in your name is swept away with all the others? Gardening leave, spending more time with the family, what?
Mr Allah, how do you plan on spending your time once the religion spawned in your name is swept away with all the others? Gardening leave, spending more time with the family, what?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'