RE: Yes, but WHICH dinosaurs?
April 17, 2013 at 11:22 pm
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2013 at 11:28 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(April 1, 2013 at 4:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: OK, so we know that humans coexisted with dinosaurs, and even rode them. How do we know that? Duh, obviously, everyone knows that!
The real question is - WHICH dinosaurs did humans ride? Unfortunately, this is not a question that science has an answer for - so we must look elsewhere. Maybe Jesus can help us!
Jesus was a carpenter. Carpenters make ladders. Ladders are used to climb tall things.
What can we conclude from this? Obviously, if Jesus rode a dinosaur, it was a TALL one. Amirite?
No. Jesus, using his omniscience, came to be aware that dinosaurs too would hear his word and come to commune with him by eating of his flesh, except not quite so symbolically
So the prince of peace, in the spirit of turning the other cheek, learned carpentry so he can fashion a tooth pick of appropriate size for the dinosaur to use after the Eucharist.
So the question is not which dinosaur did Jesus ride. The question is which dinosaur has had the holy communion.
