RE: Equal marriage for all?
April 22, 2013 at 9:19 am
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2013 at 9:22 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(April 22, 2013 at 9:10 am)Zen Badger Wrote: In fact, one could postulate 3 women and two men.
Or 5 men and 3 women and so on and so forth.
And this would also provide a better level for the family unit as the death or departure of a member would not be as injurious to the whole as it would be in a monogamous relationship.
One could, one could, but I'd rather postulate 5 women and myself. Any more penis than my own is both "all the penis" and "entirely too much penis". Mind you, I'd rather it stay within the realm of postulation.....because 1 is more than enough for me, and roundabout 1 and a half I'd start losing my shit. There's already far too much piffer in this house as it is and only one of them is legally obligated to me (do you have any idea how much toilet paper I go through...motherfucker. Id hate to see what sort of damage 3 -or 5- full grown vag'es could do munching on a roll of the pillowy stuff).
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