Me: (shares a story with co-workers about my brother's eye surgery gone bad) ...and so we're just waiting to see what happens.
co-worker: (as she picks up a pen to write something down, in a strong tone) What's your brother's full name?
Me: (Thinking she probably has a way of pulling the right strings to get him in with a specialist) His name is [name goes here]
co-worker: Got it. (looks at me boldly) I'll pray for him.
Me: (got nothing. Stares)
Yeah... I bet Job prayed, too.
co-worker: (as she picks up a pen to write something down, in a strong tone) What's your brother's full name?
Me: (Thinking she probably has a way of pulling the right strings to get him in with a specialist) His name is [name goes here]
co-worker: Got it. (looks at me boldly) I'll pray for him.
Me: (got nothing. Stares)
Yeah... I bet Job prayed, too.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
