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Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make

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RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make

April 24, 2013 at 12:30 am

I have it on good authority that my ex's family is all praying for me to "see the light and come to Jesus" - for the past 20 years. They certainly aren't shy about telling me that's precisely what they've been up to.

Say, how's that prayer thing workin' out for you?

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Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Free Thinker - April 23, 2013 at 11:19 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Fruity - April 24, 2013 at 12:23 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Jackalope - April 24, 2013 at 12:30 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Dragonetti - April 24, 2013 at 12:37 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Fruity - April 24, 2013 at 12:47 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Dragonetti - April 24, 2013 at 12:52 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Violet - April 24, 2013 at 2:07 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Cinjin - April 24, 2013 at 2:20 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Nine - April 24, 2013 at 6:14 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Tonus - April 24, 2013 at 9:02 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Fidel_Castronaut - April 24, 2013 at 6:33 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Esquilax - April 24, 2013 at 7:04 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Free Thinker - April 24, 2013 at 8:28 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by festive1 - April 24, 2013 at 8:09 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Free Thinker - April 24, 2013 at 8:30 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by The Grand Nudger - April 24, 2013 at 8:29 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Kayenneh - April 24, 2013 at 10:08 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by festive1 - April 24, 2013 at 10:11 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Cato - April 24, 2013 at 10:48 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2013 at 11:36 am

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by purplepurpose - April 24, 2013 at 1:13 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Esquilax - April 24, 2013 at 1:33 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by My imaginary friend is GOD - April 24, 2013 at 2:50 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Darkstar - April 24, 2013 at 3:02 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by LastPoet - April 24, 2013 at 1:15 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by The Grand Nudger - April 24, 2013 at 1:22 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2013 at 1:25 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by pocaracas - April 24, 2013 at 2:40 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by Faith No More - April 24, 2013 at 2:48 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2013 at 2:48 pm

RE: Useless / Unhelpful statements religious people make - by pocaracas - April 24, 2013 at 2:49 pm

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