Surprising but true.

[Mister Agenda]

I got both my legs run over by a stationwagon as a child, while playing with toy cars and trucks in the sand. My legs sank in the sand and I was completely unhurt. I cried, but only because I thought I was going to get a whipping for playing in the driveway.

I had a triple bypass ten years ago.

I'm the oldest of eleven: sister, brother, one half-brother, three half-sisters, two step-brothers and two step-sisters.