Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

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Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too!

May 20, 2013 at 3:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2013 at 3:44 pm by Cyberman.)

(May 19, 2013 at 3:54 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote:
(May 19, 2013 at 1:37 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:

Swedenborg describes hell in great detail. Since he presents his accounts in 18th century language, I've updated it for modern sensibilities. You can find all the sinful pleasures of earth in hell, just without any of the good that mitigates its filth and hurt on earth.

Hell is filled with beer volcanoes and rave parties where gloutenous slobs and cheap tramps dance naked in a thick stiffling haze of second-hand smoke. Drunkards stumble through the street pissing and vomiting. Your buddies leave you in the street and write insults on your face with permanent marker. Cum-soaked whores fuck till their cunts are nothing but painful raw sores. Sweaty bathhouses are crowded with sodomites. Players gag willing sluts with their cocks and ass-rape them when they pass out. Everyone lies to each other to get what they want. Slick studs make promises to protect you but discard you to rape gangs. Elegant ladies take you home only to rob you while you sleep. The streets are filled with shit, piss, cum, vomit, the maggoty bones of discarded buffalo wings.

So hell is where sinners go because they love nothing more than indulging themselves at the expense of everyone around them. And they cannot stop. They deny that God is good and despise the angles. The trample what is pure and mock what is holy. Why would such people even want to go to heaven?

Right, so Swedeborg made that up, and... ?

I'm guessing that he did it with only one hand while his other one was busy.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm

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RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by JesusHChrist - May 14, 2013 at 1:29 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Tonus - May 14, 2013 at 1:50 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by smax - May 22, 2013 at 7:05 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Anomalocaris - May 14, 2013 at 1:30 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Undeceived - May 15, 2013 at 7:01 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by goodnews - May 16, 2013 at 9:07 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Minimalist - May 17, 2013 at 11:59 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Jackalope - May 15, 2013 at 7:47 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Neo-Scholastic - May 15, 2013 at 8:38 pm

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Esquilax - May 16, 2013 at 4:47 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by Faith No More - May 16, 2013 at 9:18 am

RE: Poor Fundies.....Hell is A Literary Construct, Too! - by goodnews - May 16, 2013 at 10:03 am

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