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Poll: The Church of Lazy Jesus
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I am interested in hearing more about this legitimate take on the Bible.
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Are you kidding me!?! Who WOULDN'T sign up for The Church of Lazy Jesus!
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RE: The Church of Our Lord ...
May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
You mean I have to actually pray? Couldn't I just text? I can do that with one hand. Smile
“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”
― Christopher Hitchens

"That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be on so great a subject". - George Santayana

"If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed". - George Carlin


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The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 21, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Dragonetti - May 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Raven - May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by rexbeccarox - May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by justin - May 23, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Faith No More - May 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 24, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cato - May 24, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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