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Poll: The Church of Lazy Jesus
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I am interested in hearing more about this legitimate take on the Bible.
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Are you kidding me!?! Who WOULDN'T sign up for The Church of Lazy Jesus!
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RE: The Church of Our Lord ...
May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
Tell me that I don't have to actually show up every week... I think that showing up but a year is more than enough. I think that having service but once a year is ideal. Just make it short, please Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 21, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Dragonetti - May 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Raven - May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by rexbeccarox - May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by justin - May 23, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Faith No More - May 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 24, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cato - May 24, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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