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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm by Faith No More.)
Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:No poophole: worthless.

Optimus Prime does not need a poophole as he converts energon efficiently enough to not leave any waste. That means he can smite more decepticons as Jesus squats on his throne.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Big Blue Sky - May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Tonus - May 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Faith No More - May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 10:56 pm

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