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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:32 pm by Violet.)
(May 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm)little_monkey Wrote: The real face of Jesus:

[Image: realface-of-jesus.jpg]

That's a sexy man. Don't you think?
(May 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Optimus Prime does not need a poophole as he converts energon efficiently enough to not leave any waste. That means he can smite more decepticons as Jesus squats on his throne.

Of course... all you hookers value is bloodlust.

Lust of a more sexual nature is considerably more valuable to me, and that means that Jesus trumps Octopus Prime in every conceivable way.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Big Blue Sky - May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Tonus - May 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 10:56 pm

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