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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm
I've got news for you. Jesus won't do it unless you're married. It's kind of a big deal to him.

Optimus Prime, however, has no need for fulfilling petty desires. He's using that time to rid the galaxy of evil.
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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Big Blue Sky - May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Tonus - May 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Faith No More - May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 10:56 pm

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