RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm by Violet.)
(May 23, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I've got news for you. Jesus won't do it unless you're married. It's kind of a big deal to him.
That's what the Christians would probably say, yes.
You probably didn't know that Jesus was not only bisexual, but very promiscuous. He was renowned by women for being a very good fuck... seriously: how do you think he arrayed such a large following, much of which was women?
Hard to believe that you'd listen to conservative Christian lies on the matter, but stranger things have happened.
Quote:Optimus Prime, however, has no need for fulfilling petty desires. He's using that time to rid the galaxy of evil.
No 'petty desires'? Then where's his violence coming from, I wonder.
As far as pettiness goes, you won't find a better example of it than war. You think that Octopus Prime fights a justified war? Nigh everyone thinks they and those they like fight a justified war.
(May 23, 2013 at 2:36 pm)little_monkey Wrote:(May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: That's a sexy man. Don't you think?
You've been downgraded to a D-.
What the fuck are you talking about, little monkey? 0.o
I understand that adult concepts might be a little difficult for you, but all you have to do is cover your eyes, and your problem will disappear.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
