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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
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RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus
May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Hmmm, no wonder I dislike Octopus Prime.

Jesus is better than Octopus Prime:
Jesus has a beard.
Jesus has body hair.
Jesus is a sex god in bed.
Jesus has genitals.
Jesus can smell the roses.
Jesus hasn't wiped out millions of robots across the galaxy.
Jesus doesn't kill the innocent robots.
Jesus is a fairly peaceful guy, not even willing to destroy his enemy.
Jesus is totally fuckable, and banging him isn't kinky.
Jesus knows where to find the good stuff.
Did I mention that Jesus stands with robots instead of killing his brothers?
Jesus has time for orgies.
Jesus sounds like Courtney Gears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMwtjqMnhQ

See? He's a total badass. What does Octopussy Prime have? He ain't got shit. No poophole: worthless.
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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus

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Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Big Blue Sky - May 23, 2013 at 11:10 am
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Tonus - May 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 2:44 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by wwjs - May 23, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Optimus Prime is better than Jesus - by Violet - May 23, 2013 at 10:56 pm

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