The Church of Our Lord ...

[Cinjin]

Tell me that I don't have to actually show up every week... I think that showing up but a year is more than enough. I think that having service but once a year is ideal. Just make it short, please

Here at the Church of Lazy Jesus, that kind of devotion to laziness is rewarded. People like you make Lazy Jesus proud to be our lord.

Instead of turning water into wine, Lazy Jesus sends an angel out for Two-Buck Chuck.

So true. So true. You have to be a truly lazy fuck to be omni-present and STILL create hundreds of thousands of angels to do shit for you.

Bless Our lord, Lazy jesus for his shining example of laziness. Amen.