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Poll: The Church of Lazy Jesus
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I am interested in hearing more about this legitimate take on the Bible.
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Are you kidding me!?! Who WOULDN'T sign up for The Church of Lazy Jesus!
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May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
(May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Tell me that I don't have to actually show up every week... I think that showing up but a year is more than enough. I think that having service but once a year is ideal. Just make it short, please Smile


Here at the Church of Lazy Jesus, that kind of devotion to laziness is rewarded. People like you make Lazy Jesus proud to be our lord.

(May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Instead of turning water into wine, Lazy Jesus sends an angel out for Two-Buck Chuck.


So true. So true. You have to be a truly lazy fuck to be omni-present and STILL create hundreds of thousands of angels to do shit for you.

Bless Our lord, Lazy jesus for his shining example of laziness. Amen.
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The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 21, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Dragonetti - May 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Raven - May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by rexbeccarox - May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by justin - May 23, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Faith No More - May 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 24, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cato - May 24, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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