The Church of Our Lord ...

[Cinjin]

Could we possibly get Lazy Jesus to turn water in to whiskey?

Or perhaps deli-sliced turkey into something good, like pastrami?

Although I love the sentiment, Lazy Jesus isn't known for answering prayers. So asking him to do even the most simple of tasks is often futile.

We may have a shot at it though. Lazy Jesus does indeed tend to like to deal with trivial things rather than the big requests, so who knows ... he just might be willing to make us some good pastrami between holding off the rain clouds and finding my dad's car keys.