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Poll: The Church of Lazy Jesus
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I am interested in hearing more about this legitimate take on the Bible.
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Are you kidding me!?! Who WOULDN'T sign up for The Church of Lazy Jesus!
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The Church of Our Lord ...
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RE: The Church of Our Lord ...
(May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Lazy Jesus would never set you on fire. It's his old man that you gotta watch out for.

Aren't they one and the same? Sort of a lazy trinity, if you will?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 21, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Dragonetti - May 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 22, 2013 at 11:05 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 22, 2013 at 11:15 am
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Raven - May 22, 2013 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Violet - May 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by rexbeccarox - May 22, 2013 at 7:04 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by justin - May 23, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:41 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Faith No More - May 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Tonus - May 24, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Jackalope - May 23, 2013 at 9:15 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cinjin - May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: The Church of Our Lord ... - by Cato - May 24, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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