(May 24, 2013 at 10:24 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: Yup! They get blessings, and they quantify them into absurd numbers without limitation. Kinda like Rep. But on their forum you can have a blessing count/power level of 999,948,567,768,800,369,688!!!!
I apologize if this derails the thread, but this reminded me of the time my brother flew me out to help him move cross-country (US). For the story's sake, it's important to know that my brother is Mormon.
My brother's 'church help' showed up after we had already negotiated three flights of stairs with a majority of the heavy furniture. I didn't complain about the break when ten adults showed up giving side-hugs. They helped for about ten minutes and then I descended the three flights with two hundred pounds of wheat in containers that resembled paint cans (apocalyptic food storage). I turned around and noticed that nobody was waiting for me to get out of his/her way. When I got back to my brother's apartment I discovered eleven adults on their knees holding hands.
With all the charm I could muster, I asked "who fucking died?". I was told that someone sneezed and on cue this person sneezed again. I then told them to start praying for me to remove my foot from someon's ass. I was asked why and I told the circle jerks that prayer must be on time delay since the sneezes keep coming and that there is a good chance that my foot will be in somebody's ass if people don't get the fuck out of my way.
All but two of these cunts immediately left. The two that stayed apologized and were a great help packing the rest of my brother's shit.
Sorry, this is what I think of evertime somebody talks about blessings.
