Let's see..... you could follow this advice...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...stick.html
Of course, it would probably be better if you were a member of the religion of "peace" to do this. That way, when the cops arrest you you'd be free to claim religious "persecution."
Quote:An Islamic 'marriage guide' book has sparked outrage - by advising men on the best ways to beat their wives.
A Gift For Muslim Couple tells husbands that they should beat their wives with 'hand or stick or pull her by the ears'.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...stick.html
Of course, it would probably be better if you were a member of the religion of "peace" to do this. That way, when the cops arrest you you'd be free to claim religious "persecution."