I was right. I did chicken, sausage, potatoes and carrots cooked in Malbec wine. Saltines crumbled on top. A couple of chocolate chip cookies afterward. I kind of overdid it. Actually, a really overdid it, and my body is (thankfully, in a sense) revolting.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan