(June 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I wasn't lying, I told you she looked at me with those doe eyes and I let her go. She had baby elephants that needed her fgs!
Well... she was most certainly lying. Baby elephants?
Quote:Pick your slave candidates more wisely is all I'm saying. Maybe I should've specified that I wanted a willing slave. My bad.
She was a willing slave... you just weren't satisfying her desires well enough
In other words: you're too nice.
Quote:You're worse than that genie I found hiding in my grandmas urn last year! Freed him too, come to think of it. I just want willing, adoreation throwing worship giving slaves who want nothing more than to sing praises to me for an eternity. Christians, I guess.
You realize, of course, that you would free anything I could give to you?
You want a Christian modified to believe that you are God and that (s)he is in heaven? You should have asked for that when I was in a giving mood.
Quote:As for my gentleman, I just don't even know. If I want a girl or boy pet I'd have to ask
Him..
I am at once both the best pet, and the worst pet... be careful.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day