I've always been in awe of complex life and evolution but sometimes it can go horribly wrong:
Brussel sprouts...Now just where the hell did these vile, disgusting, horrible, foul, appaling green balls of sulphurous evil come from? Just writing about them leaves a bitter taste in my mouth! Seriously, how could evolution through natural selection ever have gone this wrong? I have a few theories and I'm hoping that some of you might be able to help me clear this up once and for all.
1: God created brussel sprout the same day he created hell (he was in a evil and twisted mood after all). Brussel sprouts were put on earth as a reminder of what is in store for all of us if we ended up in hell.
2: Due to the foul, horrible taste of brussel sprouts it was able to evolve freely without any competition.
3: Could there be a third (or even fourth) option?
Coming to think of it, brussel sprouts might be the main reason why I am an atheist. I mean, why would a supposingly all-loving God create something as vile and evil as brussel sprouts? This is a clear sign that God doesn't love us and also clearly shows why he can't exist due to the logical contradictions!
What do you reckon?
Brussel sprouts...Now just where the hell did these vile, disgusting, horrible, foul, appaling green balls of sulphurous evil come from? Just writing about them leaves a bitter taste in my mouth! Seriously, how could evolution through natural selection ever have gone this wrong? I have a few theories and I'm hoping that some of you might be able to help me clear this up once and for all.
1: God created brussel sprout the same day he created hell (he was in a evil and twisted mood after all). Brussel sprouts were put on earth as a reminder of what is in store for all of us if we ended up in hell.
2: Due to the foul, horrible taste of brussel sprouts it was able to evolve freely without any competition.
3: Could there be a third (or even fourth) option?
Coming to think of it, brussel sprouts might be the main reason why I am an atheist. I mean, why would a supposingly all-loving God create something as vile and evil as brussel sprouts? This is a clear sign that God doesn't love us and also clearly shows why he can't exist due to the logical contradictions!
What do you reckon?
Spinoza Wrote:God is the Asylum of Ignorance
