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Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
(June 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: New shit has come to light, man. Dudeism is the one true religion.

A statue of Jesus with a bowling ball has been recovered from an old church in a small town in Italy. Far out, man.





Christians, Jews, Muslims...I'm sorry...but Jesus was a Dudeist prophet.

Impossible. That dude preached things that are wholly incompatible with the true path to Dudeism.

Dude, that dude is no Dude.

-- Cthulhu, resident "high" priest of Dudeism.
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true! - by Jackalope - June 11, 2013 at 5:21 pm

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