(June 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: New shit has come to light, man. Dudeism is the one true religion.
A statue of Jesus with a bowling ball has been recovered from an old church in a small town in Italy. Far out, man.
Christians, Jews, Muslims...I'm sorry...but Jesus was a Dudeist prophet.
Impossible. That dude preached things that are wholly incompatible with the true path to Dudeism.
Dude, that dude is no Dude.
-- Cthulhu, resident "high" priest of Dudeism.