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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
A bum was sitting on a bench watching a lady check out of the supermarket. After she placed her groceries on the counter, the bum spoke up: "I can tell that you're single."
The lady asked, "How can you tell that from my groceries?"
The bum replied, "It's not because of your groceries, it's because you're ugly."

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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Nine - June 13, 2013 at 5:20 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 5:24 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Doubting Thomas - June 13, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Rayaan - June 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Rayaan - June 13, 2013 at 6:09 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by wwjs - June 13, 2013 at 6:38 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by catfish - June 14, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 14, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Minimalist - June 14, 2013 at 6:09 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Minimalist - June 14, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by catfish - June 14, 2013 at 7:12 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Jackalope - June 14, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread - by Zen Badger - June 16, 2013 at 5:47 am

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