RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:38 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Well, it starts with the fact that the hero is described as being six inches tall, with a tongue three times as long, arms 200 feet long, and a penis that's anywhere from two to 45 feet in length. Now, once you've wrapped your mind around that image, imagine that monstrosity doing things like fart fetishism; showers golden, brown, and roman; bestiality; pedophilia (including newborn porn); incest (with his mother, daughter, and the Naruto character who is somehow genetically identical to both of them); literal ass spelunking; genital mutilation and fucking the wound; the mammalian equivalent of tentacle rape; the bizarre coexistence of scenes where a man stuffs his penis in another penis and rampant homophobia; and an author who constantly forgets what genitals women have.
Why didn't you just say it was Japanese porn?
