And you thought the Gideons were bad...

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I never understood the point of having a bible in a hotel room. Most religious people who truly care about their religion and reading the bible on a regular basis already carry their own bibles with them when they travel.

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel
and offered the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him
and reminded him he was a holy man.

"It's O.K.," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."

So after a wild night of you-know-what the hat check girl asked
to see where in the Bible it says it's okay.

The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the
first page where someone wrote in pencil - "The hat check girl
puts out!"