RE: XBox One sucks
June 21, 2013 at 6:07 am
(This post was last modified: June 21, 2013 at 6:10 am by Creed of Heresy.)
lel u gilly and your no true scotty
Actually Gil's got a point. PC gaming is a lot more efficient and capable than console gaming is. The few times where a game was made for console and the PC port was inferior are, well, just that: Few. Very few in fact. The DA: O port to PC only sucked because the engine was old as fuck and they had never even planned on it being a PC release at any point anyways, they'd planned only on doing it for consoles. Lo and behold the PC version should suck dick, then. But in truth, most PC versions of console games beat the everliving fuck out of the console version. Battlefield 3? I've been playing it on console all the time it's been out, I just got it on PC with premium for $20 and holy fuck it's so much better on the PC I can't even BEGIN to tell you. Where I was once typically going 30 kills 7 deaths a match I'm now beating ass at 90+ kills and less than 10 deaths a match. Dishonored: Fun on console, wild ride on PC. Minecraft: PC. The 360 version just...ick. Skyrim: ...Ok, I admit I think the PC version is better only because I have Aela following me while dressed in nothing but a thong and metal bikini... Fallout 3/NV: Ermahgerrd the graphics u guiz on PC are so much better. Plus, devconsole saves your ass in those few remaining times the game glitches something out.
No but serious business face time: EA's a giant market bubble that's going to burst and take out a huge portion of gaming with it. Activision stopped for the most part and decided to start seeking new titles and ideas out but EA's just rehashing the fuck out of everything now. Simcity wasn't even a new edition, it was considered to be a "reboot" of the FIRST Simcity. Seriously? Fuck you, EA. FUCK, YOU! You assholes ruin every fucking series I love, fuck off and die and I hope the terrorists fly a jumbo jet into your fucking office HQ you hacks.
Actually Gil's got a point. PC gaming is a lot more efficient and capable than console gaming is. The few times where a game was made for console and the PC port was inferior are, well, just that: Few. Very few in fact. The DA: O port to PC only sucked because the engine was old as fuck and they had never even planned on it being a PC release at any point anyways, they'd planned only on doing it for consoles. Lo and behold the PC version should suck dick, then. But in truth, most PC versions of console games beat the everliving fuck out of the console version. Battlefield 3? I've been playing it on console all the time it's been out, I just got it on PC with premium for $20 and holy fuck it's so much better on the PC I can't even BEGIN to tell you. Where I was once typically going 30 kills 7 deaths a match I'm now beating ass at 90+ kills and less than 10 deaths a match. Dishonored: Fun on console, wild ride on PC. Minecraft: PC. The 360 version just...ick. Skyrim: ...Ok, I admit I think the PC version is better only because I have Aela following me while dressed in nothing but a thong and metal bikini... Fallout 3/NV: Ermahgerrd the graphics u guiz on PC are so much better. Plus, devconsole saves your ass in those few remaining times the game glitches something out.
No but serious business face time: EA's a giant market bubble that's going to burst and take out a huge portion of gaming with it. Activision stopped for the most part and decided to start seeking new titles and ideas out but EA's just rehashing the fuck out of everything now. Simcity wasn't even a new edition, it was considered to be a "reboot" of the FIRST Simcity. Seriously? Fuck you, EA. FUCK, YOU! You assholes ruin every fucking series I love, fuck off and die and I hope the terrorists fly a jumbo jet into your fucking office HQ you hacks.