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XBox One sucks
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RE: XBox One sucks
No, Vae, FF13 is shit. Dishonored is "decent but not game of the year good." There IS a difference, you know. Gamers have a very strange, skewed sense of what is shit and what is merely suffering the crime of not being perfect. Dishonored operates perfectly fine, has replayability, decent graphics, an interesting art design, variety, and depth. Nothing in that damns it to being shit. The execution of the game, however, came up a bit short and seemed to promise more than it delivered, though it ultimately delivered enough to be entertaining.

So, no, it's not shit. You know what is shit by virtue of not being perfect, though? Skyrim. The dragon AI in that game is fucking terrible. What should have been epic encounters that should've had me on the edge of my seat ultimately ended up involving me just holding the right trigger down to power attack with my warhammer until the dragon fall over dead. Even with the difficulty cranked up, the challenge felt lackluster and I shouldn't need to crank the difficulty up to hard or higher to START feeling like I'm fighting, well, a fucking dragon, and not a giant soft-scaled lizard that can warm me up in the middle of a cold winter night or cool me off in a summer heat and occasionally nibbles too hard. Also those trees. Until the HD patch, those trees were baaad.

And actually I loved the atmospherics of Fallout 3. Not QUITE so much with New Vegas though NV definitely had its areas where the environments were really fuckin' good. I don't think FO1 or 2 are better games than 3 or NV, though, and I REALLY don't think Tactics or Brotherhood of Steel were better than any of the others. People seem to be under the misapprehension that graphics are the only things that have been improving in games. They're not. Stories are getting better, too. I defy someone to look back at Final Fantasy 7 and really try to maintain that it was a good story compared to some of the better works of modern gaming with a straight face. Good luck, you'll need it. Compared to modern storytelling, the characters are stale, dull, lifeless, and bland, the story is nonsensical and contradictory and flat-out just poorly-written, and the gameplay is slow, grinding, and tedious, lacking subtlety and all around not quite as fun as I remember it being when it was the best that gaming had to offer me in terms of all that I just mentioned. There's more improving in the medium than just graphics. Always remember that. Aesthetics alone do not change in culture.

I wouldn't even call it a graphical update. I would call it a graphical update and a massive step backwards in the franchise. You went from controlling entire complex megalopoli regions interconnected with one another through complex commuting networks and infrastructures...to a city that at its biggest will spike 200,000 if you REALLY fuck everything else off in exchange for that alone. Fucking BOOOOO.
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XBox One sucks - by TaraJo - June 17, 2013 at 10:17 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Something completely different - June 17, 2013 at 10:56 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Polaris - June 18, 2013 at 2:21 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by max-greece - June 18, 2013 at 2:42 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Mystical - June 18, 2013 at 4:16 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Something completely different - June 18, 2013 at 4:57 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Foxaèr - June 18, 2013 at 8:13 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by ideologue08 - June 18, 2013 at 2:12 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Something completely different - June 18, 2013 at 8:16 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 18, 2013 at 8:21 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Creed of Heresy - June 18, 2013 at 10:09 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Gilgamesh - June 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Zen Badger - June 19, 2013 at 9:04 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 9:12 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jaysyn - June 26, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Kayenneh - June 19, 2013 at 9:24 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by FallentoReason - June 19, 2013 at 9:56 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by FallentoReason - June 19, 2013 at 10:12 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 10:25 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by FallentoReason - June 19, 2013 at 10:45 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 19, 2013 at 10:55 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Nine - June 19, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by My imaginary friend is GOD - June 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by max-greece - June 20, 2013 at 6:52 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Creed of Heresy - June 20, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Darth - June 20, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 20, 2013 at 12:29 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Faith No More - June 20, 2013 at 2:29 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Big Blue Sky - June 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Big Blue Sky - June 20, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Gilgamesh - June 20, 2013 at 6:03 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Violet - June 20, 2013 at 6:32 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Violet - June 20, 2013 at 3:27 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Violet - June 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Walking Void - June 20, 2013 at 5:09 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Jackalope - June 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Creed of Heresy - June 21, 2013 at 6:07 am
RE: XBox One sucks - by Violet - June 21, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Creed of Heresy - June 21, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Violet - June 21, 2013 at 8:27 pm
RE: XBox One sucks - by Creed of Heresy - June 21, 2013 at 8:34 pm

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