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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 24, 2013 at 1:05 am
Here is my favorite, lol :

Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."

Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle.

He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now."

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The Physics Joke Thread - by little_monkey - June 23, 2013 at 5:24 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by Walking Void - June 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by pocaracas - June 23, 2013 at 5:50 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by Walking Void - June 23, 2013 at 6:11 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by pocaracas - June 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by popeyespappy - June 23, 2013 at 7:23 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by FifthElement - June 24, 2013 at 1:05 am
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by Rayaan - June 24, 2013 at 5:12 am
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by little_monkey - June 24, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by little_monkey - June 25, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by simplexity - July 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by downbeatplumb - July 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: The Physics Joke Thread - by little_monkey - July 3, 2013 at 1:21 pm

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