RE: Pick your poison
July 6, 2013 at 8:27 pm
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2013 at 8:32 pm by Cyberman.)
(July 6, 2013 at 2:27 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: How about massive diarrhea?
I know a lot of cocktails, but that's a new one on me.
Alcoholic: Vodka. Definitely. Also whisk(e)y, bourbon, brandy. I guess my spiritual side is showing.
I'm trying to get Shell into some of the more exotic cocktails. There's one made with coconut rum, melon liqueur and pineapple juice but as yet I'm having a hard time persuading her. Can't be the name that's putting her off; I'd have thought a drink called a Leg Spreader sounds most refreshing.
If we're talking beer, bitter for me every time (Banks's ftw, but John Smith's is a close second). I'm also developing a taste for Guinness.
Non-alcoholic: big fruit juice fan - orange (with pulp), apple, pear, cranberry, blueberry. Cherry is a newish one I'm into. I've found that cherry and vodka are a perfect marriage.
Coke. Hands down, every time. Or Pepsi.
Finally, as a True Englishman I'm contractually obliged to include tea. Darjeeling, Assam, Earl Grey, Chai - served of course with two sugars and no milk.
I probably take other fluids into my system, but the above are the ones I imbibe the most regularly and above all knowingly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
