Are you all sure this is meant to be parody or satire?
Or is it just wishful thinking that nobody could be that dumb without it being an attempt at parody or satire?
Or is it just wishful thinking that nobody could be that dumb without it being an attempt at parody or satire?
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.