I decided I'd like to be a theist. Might be kinda cool and all that (kids still say "cool", right?)
The problem is I don't know which god to start believing in. Plus I'd have to go out and buy lots of pastel nylon shirts and flares from Primark. I think I've got some plastic sandals though, somewhere.
The problem is I don't know which god to start believing in. Plus I'd have to go out and buy lots of pastel nylon shirts and flares from Primark. I think I've got some plastic sandals though, somewhere.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
