(July 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Tonus Wrote: "Romans 9:18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth."
Or as Robin would say, "holy hand jobs, Batman!"
Oh, that's a good point. The verse might have meant that the Lord will turn on those he means to turn on.
And the good Lord is both hot and hung, if the descriptions in Ezekiel 1:27 are anything to go by.
The Wholly Babble Wrote:Ezek 1:27 And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.
But would getting turned on by the Lord's glorious cock be a sin for male Christians? Or is it a sin to not submit to the Lord and receive his hunka hunka burnin love?
Oh, I'm gonna have to pray on that...
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
