This one made me chuckle:
P Z Myers Wrote:You can always rely on the Catholic church's moral compass - whatever direction it points you should go the other way.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
