As ever, I feel deeply soiled after being exposed to this sickening brand of prejudicious nonsense. Sorry and all that, but it takes a very special sort of mind to take something as beautiful as love and marriage and turn it into vomit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'