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The RCC's latest scam
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RE: The RCC's latest scam
This is some serious shit. Just some time ago I read some Cardinal on a newspaper saying there was no Purgatory.

But some people still believe in that fucking big mountain that should stand where America is.

"WHAT IF AMERICA WAS ACTUALLY PURGATORY AND YOU'RE LIVING SHITTY LIVES BECAUSE FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG I CAN'T HEAR YOU BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH"

Hm.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Messages In This Thread
The RCC's latest scam - by Zen Badger - July 17, 2013 at 7:56 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Doubting Thomas - July 17, 2013 at 9:59 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by festive1 - July 17, 2013 at 6:07 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 17, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Polaris - July 17, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Zen Badger - July 19, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Cyberman - July 19, 2013 at 7:22 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Doubting Thomas - July 19, 2013 at 9:59 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Cyberman - July 19, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Minimalist - July 19, 2013 at 11:29 am
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Lucanus - July 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by ronedee - July 23, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Minimalist - July 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm
RE: The RCC's latest scam - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 23, 2013 at 4:00 pm

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