RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
July 29, 2013 at 12:51 pm
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2013 at 12:57 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Damn... why couldn't it have been Fred Phelps instead? Further proof that there is no god.
Why is it that Christians don't rejoice whenever one of their own bites the dust? After all, aren't they going to Heaven with its streets paved with gold and mansions made of precious jewels?* I guess GC forgot all about that aspect of death. Funny how Christians talk about Heaven like it's this most wonderful place ever, but none of them are in a hurry to get there. If I truly believed that I'd be going to such a wonderful place, I'd engage in all sorts of reckless behaviors. No more seat belts, and I'd take up mountain climbing and sky diving as hobbies, without safety equipment.
*What the hell does anyone need with gold, jewels or other riches in Heaven anyway? It's not like you have a physical body that you need to buy food for, or that money would even need to be used since you'd have everything you wanted. And if everyone had gold or jewels, that would make them pretty much worthless, right? Which, I guess, explains why they built the streets and mansions out of them.
(July 29, 2013 at 1:30 am)Cinjin Wrote:(July 28, 2013 at 11:08 pm)Godschild Wrote: What kind of person are you, the death of these individuals is tragic.
What the fuck are YOU talking about GC?!?! You can't have it both ways. How is it a tragedy when your idiot sheep friends join their favorite person in heaven to suck his dick for eternity???
I'm surprised you're not screaming out "praise jesus ... I wish I was on that bus too!"
How can GOD'S WILL possibly be a tragedy? Especially when he knocked off one of his own sheep herders.
Why is it that Christians don't rejoice whenever one of their own bites the dust? After all, aren't they going to Heaven with its streets paved with gold and mansions made of precious jewels?* I guess GC forgot all about that aspect of death. Funny how Christians talk about Heaven like it's this most wonderful place ever, but none of them are in a hurry to get there. If I truly believed that I'd be going to such a wonderful place, I'd engage in all sorts of reckless behaviors. No more seat belts, and I'd take up mountain climbing and sky diving as hobbies, without safety equipment.
*What the hell does anyone need with gold, jewels or other riches in Heaven anyway? It's not like you have a physical body that you need to buy food for, or that money would even need to be used since you'd have everything you wanted. And if everyone had gold or jewels, that would make them pretty much worthless, right? Which, I guess, explains why they built the streets and mansions out of them.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
